10 Times Fortune Cookies Made Us Shake Our Heads

We all know that fortune cookies are meaningless - but there's something about the ritual of cracking open those stale prophecy-revealing treats. Sometimes fortunes seem to be mocking us, and Twitter users have been sharing their disappointing messages. 

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